a mad survey

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt ( I am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go?
lubang perut kau.

2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
dogs i suppose. or lab rats . or even the scientists?

3. What is the speed of darkness?
not that fast i suppose

4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
because its black.

5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
the questions doing my head in. mrs sharon copyright. when her husband dr jahanam copyright passed away, she took over the copyrighting business.

6. Can you cry under water?
it feels like farting in the wind innit . soothing .

7. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
probably because the fella just do fuk all like a dog?

8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
wtf , i didnt know this.

9. Do fish ever get thirsty?
no i guess?

10. Can you get cornered in a round room?
no ?o

11. What does OK actually mean?
the opposite of KO i think , or was it KO the opposite of OK?

12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
because they dont sleep on trees? they sleep in the fckin nest la stupid.

13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
the fruit ? argahauaeruagh why the fck did i border to go to school ?!

14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
babies.

15. What should one call a male ladybird?
"not-a-lady"bird?

16. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
yeah man , that wasnt hard at all.

17. Can you blow a balloon up under water?
i`ll give ur face a blow under water.

18. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
cause it`ll be shit if u call em built ..

19. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
yeah and id be able to wave at it too.

20. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
u waste eletricity/gas/oil , energy basically.

21. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
true also, dunno la. ask stephen king this,he`ll play dead.

22. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
no , just the land , the core sells for 20sen per centimetre.

23. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
the same thing why ur mom didnt strangle u to death when youse a kid . argh .